read sign and return

The love of my life is reading the student hand book
Elementary philosophy...
Blah blah blah...
Separate the individual’s worth from his or her performance ...
Attendance you can miss 10% of every day and still get credit...
this is soooooooo boring...
are bicycles private property? What about cars?...
all desks are property of the school and will be searched ...
bus riding privileges...
Breakfast is free but you must pay full price no charging...
clothing must match and be clean...
no hats or makeup...
"dad what's a gangster?
"this is going to take all night"
Emergency closure...
wait do we have someone to pick up our kids in case of an emergency?...
the police maybe called in if your children fight at school...
"common since when it comes to the play ground, there is no such thing...
no, no there isn't
walk in the school at all times...
no running waddling, crab walking...
only normal walking...
I’m going to walk like this *waddle waddle waddle*...
don't play by building in case of earthquake...
no gangster signs...
*he's modeling* ...
"what does appropriate mean??...
Can I do this?...
no soccer?...
It’s too much a contact sport...
no bad language including sign language ...
'this is bad sign language...
Snow rules...
Snow man, snow forts, etc, are okay ...
what’s a snow fort without snow balls...
We can throw snow balls at a target...
What if you make a phallic symbol out of snow?...
Does that fall under etc?...
Can we make snow angels dad?...
Do not do drugs just say no...
NO...
yeah...
NO NO NO...
I don’t even know what any of this means...
Leave all toys at home, except for show and tell...
Dangerous toys are prohibited including swords, guns, bows and arrows...
School is not responsible for lost or stolen toys...
Vandalism we are not proud of our school .... oh I mean we ARE proud of our school...
No drawing on the wall,...
What?
Oh I couldn't hear you but I know that...
Vandalism could end up in jail time!...
Go Shoshone pride ...
So write on the wall and see what happens...
Shoshone pride is contagious...
Quiet things are only reading...
Is that all ...
No...
AHHHHHH...
We may refuse to have student information in school directory if you inform the right people must be written with in 10 days of this notice which is expired as of three years and 20 days ago
Now in Spanish...
“dad please say it in ENGLISH, please please please...
This is awful Spanish… oh man this is awful so bad so bad...
I don’t know if I can sign this document it’s too ambiguous